The Smeet Cheat Sheet: Previewing the 2021 GMRRFFA Draft

GMRRFFA Commish
2 min readAug 20, 2021

Will Fredo dominate the draft?

Absolutely not. He plays scared

What’s the league-wide strategy for the big stacks during the draft?

Go all in on big hitters hoping to swipe one and have big stacks spend more for less.

Who has the most leftover draft cash post-draft, and how much?

Fredo with 62

How many times does the Commissioner pause the draft due to a childcare need?

12

Highest price for a non-Running Back?

100 Kelce.

What technology is most likely to fail during the draft?

FIL’s algorithm and Toby’s bj robot.

How many RB1s will Fredo draft?

1

Do the top two RBs (CMC, Kamara) go for more than $150, and how does that affect the second tier of RB1s?

Yes, and second tier rbs will be over 100

Can the Commish’s big stack overcome his Zero WR strategy?

Yes

Does a bidding war break out over Kelce?

Yes

Will the Architect and his intern actually be able to construct a roster of players who start in week one with their existing budget?

Yes

Who is the first manager to run out of draft dollars and be forced to pay $1 for all their remaining players?

Smeet

How much does Carlos pay for Javante Williams?

121

What league storyline are you most looking forward to post-draft?

Matt complaining about not having balls. And Toby discussing all of his prowess in not overvaluing players and that Andrew’s should have gone for more.

Foreshadowing the likely outcome of the draft, who is your perceived favorite?

Dans team

Which team(s) are destined to be dreadful this season?

Carlos, fil, Makese, Matt’s

Be honest, how did it feel writing about this stupid league again, even for a fleeting moment?

Amazing. The league content and the level of which our illustrious commish can put together amazing things to read is unrivaled! (Commish’s note: Let’s see how he feels after this…)

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